Kramer Says Not on My Set on Seinfeld
Kramer rescues the discarded set of The Merv Griffin Show from a dumpster and rebuilds it in his apartment, complete with guests, interviews and the firm belief that he’s now hosting an actual daytime talk show.
Jerry takes the guest chair and casually admits he’s been drugging Celia so he can play with her vintage toy collection. Even Kramer has standards: “What you do with your personal life is your business, but when you’re on my set, you clean it up, mister!”
Only on Seinfeld could a dumpster television set turn Kramer into a talk show host who suddenly feels qualified to lecture Jerry about appropriate behavior.