The most anticipated movie in the history of the world, that hasn’t been made yet!
There’s no bigger story the last few years than businessman, television personality, and 45th president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump. Whether you love him, or hate him, or are somewhere in between, a slew of movies are sure to come out on his polarizing rise and rain as the leader of the greatest country in the world.
The history is too important to get wrong. That’s why we’ve come up with the ultimate cast for the untitled President Donald J. Trump Movie to ensure Oscar gold at an upcoming Academy Awards ceremony…
01. Donald J. Trump | Michael Shannon
From The Shape of Water, to Man of Steel, Michael Shannon is one of the best actors of our generation. Trump and Shannon are even the exact same height at 6 feet and 3 inches. Just add an orange glow and fluff up Shannon’s hair. Then hand him the “Golden Statue” for Best Actor. It will be his third Academy Award nomination and first win.
02. Melania Trump | Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett is just a year apart in age from the First Lady and the selling point, besides Blanchett is a brilliant actor, is the intensity they both share in their stare. Michael Shannon and Cate Blanchett together is casting perfection. The two-time Academy Award winner (The Aviator and Blue Jasmine) will crush it as Melania.
03. Ivanka Trump | Jennifer Lawrence
The Hunger Games star has found worldwide fame that most actors never even come close to. You could say Ivanka Trump has found similar attention, good and bad, being the President’s daughter. There’s a lot there that Jennifer Lawrence can hold on to and create something special.
04. Jared Kushner | Paul Dano
From There Will Be Blood, to Little Miss Sunshine, Paul Dano has proven he can play creepy and quirky to perfection. There’s a mystery to him and the characters he takes on. That makes him a perfect fit for the role of Ivanka’s husband, Jared Kushner.
05. Donald Trump Jr. | Mark Ruffalo
Sure, the Hulk is a decade older than Trump Jr., but they both have baby faces, so it will totally work with a little hair and makeup. Ruffalo’s A+ acting skills will guarantee a Best Supporting Actor nomination. You can quote us on that.
06. Eric Trump | Nicholas Braun
Cousin Greg from the hit HBO series Succession is perfect to portray Eric Trump. Braun’s facial expressions, blank stares and all, will bring this role to life. Nicholas Braun is a rising star and this is the movie that could take him to the next level.
07. Mike Pence | Matt Damon
Yes, Vice President Mike Pence is 61 and Matt Damon is 49, but that’s an easy makeup department fix. Pence has an almost robotic vibe in the way he speaks and moves. Damon would bring some much needed depth to this role. Watching Matt Damon and Michael Shannon side-by-side in the Oval Office would be worth the ticket price alone.
We’re not done with our casting! Keep checking back each week on Saturdays to see who else we’ve added to the President Donald J. Trump Movie list.